Ode to Nutter Butter

Say what you will about your favorite snack,
But a certain cookie...I got its Nabisco back,
It's smooth and creamy and anatomically correct,
And it breathes down Oreo's black and white neck,
I can't put them down until the whole bag is demolished,
All other imitators should be permanently abolished,
When I give blood the techs ask for my cookie du jour,
I snag a few packs while I stumble out the door,
I dream I'm a doctor performing a peanut cookie study,
and wake up in the morning thinking of my Nutter Butter buddies...