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I hate New Years resolutions, so I never make 'em...which leads me to my first New Years resolution...make a list of New Years Resolutions....Lets see what I can accomplish this year....

1. Run a 5K in 25 minutes
2. Visit a foreign country
3. Volunteer in Gainesville at least 6 times this year
4. Ski Utah
5. Buy a house
6. Develop a new manager candidate
7. Cancel my cable
8. Get into a size 34" waist pair of jeans
9. Bowl a 250 game
10. Learn to dance
11. Streak through the quad
12. Get over my fear of faux painting
13. Grow a rat tail
14. Learn to love Weird Al Yankovic
15. Eat a deep fried Twinkie while playing the ukulele in a wind tunnel
16. Stop saying "Aiigght", "S'up" and "Kajagoogoo"
17. Juggle something on fire
18. Betty Boop tattoo my left femur
19. Reply to all Spam
20. Don't make lists longer then 10 things