Want / Have

Want / Have
Six pack abs / Four pack of Yoo-Hoo
Hole in one on #14 at Masters / Broke club in clown's mouth on #18 at Putt Putt
Winning hand in poker / Losing at Uno
The Meaning of Life / The game of Life with missing pink pegs
Three square meals a day / Round bologna and Yoo-Hoo
A puppy / Accidentally licked by neighbor's chinchilla
Catching a foul ball / Catching foul odor by sitting downwind from smelly fat guy
Massage from a beautiful woman / Spam message selling me hair products
Flat screen , high definition television / Etch-A-Sketch
9-5 Job / 24-7 Job
A nice outfit when I go out on a Friday evening / Breakaway pants, speedo and a Jeff Gordon t-shirt
A funny blog posting / This one